Who Should Eat a Dick
on April 2, 2009 at 1:00 am
with Chris Moreno
Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors are so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
— For his phony on-air crying jags, Glenn Beck should eat the Devil’s weeping dick in Hell.
— The Shoreline Middle School administrators who banned all physical contact between students in the wake of recent “invasions of personal space”, which included a groin kick, should each eat a dick… and then get kicked in their respective groins.
— Whoever leaked a work-print of the new Xmen Origins: Wolverine film should eat Hugh Jackman’s adamantium-coated dick. SNIKT!
— Sandra Herold, the Connecticut woman whose anti-depressant-fed pet chimp bit off her friend’s face, should eat Donkey Kong’s, King Kong’s, and Don King’s dick, and then have her face bitten off.
— Ria Ramkissoon, the Maryland cult member who starved her son to death, believing he’ll be resurrected, shouldn’t eat a dick. Rather, she should be locked in an empty basement, chained just inches short of a plate full of dick, and starved to death.
Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.
Best column ever!