Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column
on June 4, 2009 at 4:41 pm
with Tony DiGerolamo
Every Thursday, the Super Frat site lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
— To the Chinese government, who continues to oppress the massacre at Tianemen Square 20 years ago, should be marched at gun point to the square and in the shadow of tanks eat some stir fried dick.
— To the US Congress, who keeps punching the Chinese in the balls over the massacre and their human rights violations, while condoning torture and kidnapping, should eat a giant helping of hypocritical dick.
— Companies that are ruining Twitter by spamming everyone. These companies should have to eat a dick in under 140 bites or less.
— Jon and Kate plus 8, who seem to be screwing up their kids on each episode. The producers and the parents should have to star in a new reality show called, “Jon and Kate Eat Eight Dicks”.
— And finally, Swine Flu, which is destined to make a comeback even stronger this time. It should have to eat a dick chock full of antibiotics.
Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.
