Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column
on August 20, 2009 at 12:53 am
with Tony DiGerolamo
Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
That’s right dick eaters, it’s Thursday and for your douchebaggery, it’s time to swallow the meat wagon, gobble Mr. Johnson and eat a dick.
– To the douchebags in Charlotte, NC, who forced a wheelchair bound person to go around their apartment and give up their money and electronics, better buy a napkin and fork with that money because you both need to eat a dick.
– To President Obama, who can’t seem to manage to get his shit together even with both houses in his back pocket and everyone wanting national health care. I think, Mr. President, your doctor wants you to eat two dicks and call him in the morning. Then call the health insurance companies, Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh and tell them to go fuck themselves.
– To President Karzai and the Afghanistan warlords that keep this country supplied with opium, that are stuffing the ballot boxes in an election that the U.S. paid in blood and money for them to hold, can smoke a giant, heroine-filled dick.
– And then there’s Liam Gallagher who is predicting that his own brother’s album will be “awful”. You know what’s awful, Liam? You eating a giant dick with the words “Oasis Sucks Because of Liam” tattooed across it.
– Lest we forget, there’s the Canadian douchebag that neglected his dog so bad, part of the dog’s face rotted off. I think there’s a giant plate of rotting dog dick waiting for you.
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