Who Should Eat a Dick
on January 14, 2010 at 4:42 amEvery Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors are so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
It’s a new year Dick-a-maniacs (still working on what to call you folks. Bear with me!), and I’m back from a brief holiday hiatus to deliver some more justice—Who Should Eat a Dick style!
— The Georgia man who was arrested after he dressed up as an elf over the holiday and entered a mall, telling a Santa that he was carrying dynamite, should eat Will Ferrell’s, Billy Bob Thornton’s and Tim Allen’s dicks for putting a damper on the most joyous of holidays.
— Alesha McMullen, the
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— The Marion, Iowa postal worker who was found sitting drunk on a homeowner’s floor eating the leftover noodles from their fridge, should take a bite of a different noodle and eat some dick lo mein.
— McDonald’s is turning out to be a regular
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