Who Should Eat a Dick
on January 21, 2010 at 1:10 am
with Chris Moreno
Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors are so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
— The Jonesville, Michigan woman who was arrested for biting off one-third of her sister’s nose during a fight should take the nose out of her mouth and eat a dick.
— Joshua Good, the Connecticut man who pulled a knife on some teens who hit his car with a snowball and kidnapping one of them should eat Frosty’s carrot dick and snow balls. Happy Birthday!
— The three employees of strip club Platinum 21 who tried roaches, rats, and then burned down competitor Club Onyx should all eat a Chippendale’s dick wrapped in sweaty singles.
— The woman accused of hiding her mother’s corpse in her home for up to eight months to collect the dead woman’s Social Security payments should eat an eight-month-dead dick in hell.
— The South Florida woman who called in a bomb threat to Miami International Airport so that her boss wouldn’t miss his flight should eat a dick of dynamite.
Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.
