Twitter in Focus: Rob Huebel
on October 13, 2010 at 12:01 amHey Bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is a very funny guy, Rob Huebel. From Human Giant and most recently, The League. Let’s check out his tweets!
October 7th, 4:20pm: “I play a sex addict tonight on The League (10:30 on FX). It was a real stretch. Get a taste here: http://on.fb.me/2x4hsd”
I saw that episode and it was fucking hilarious. Literally. Fucking hilarious.
October 8th, 11:47am: “Came to NYC to smell the pee in the fall”
Mmmm, yeah. Have you ever been in the spring after they’ve fed the homeless asparagus?
October 9th, 1:45pm: “Goals I set while in NYC: 1)see Blue Man Group. 2)beat the shit out of Blue Man Group”
But how will you see the bruising?
October 9th, 6:06pm: “In Strawberry Fields for John Lennon’s bday. Trying to get some Julian Lennon songs going”
Tough crowd. Just don’t sing any Yoko.
October 10th, 6:47am: “7am flight to LA. Live-tweeting for a few mins.”
What kind of pee will you smell in L.A.? I’m guess pina colada pee.
October 10th, 6:47am: “Virgin America’s neon lighting makes me feel like I’m in a really boring episode of Miami Vice.”
Push up your sleeves. That might help.
October 10th, 6:48am: “If we crash and I die, I hope the people that find my body goof around w/ me like ‘Weekend at Bernies'”
But not Weekend at Bernies 2 please.
October 10th, 6:49am: “Just heard pilot say ‘Sully Sullenberger can eat a dick’. I’m not sure how that’s relevant.”
He’ll show him. He’ll land in the Pacific Ocean and surf on a wave! Top that Sully!
October 10th, 6:50am: “Flight attendant just handed me her panties. Oh wait. Just a napkin. Nevermind.”
For that, you have to fly Korean Air.
October 10th, 6:51am: “Look down at Ohio. All asleep in their beds dreaming like idiots.”
Yeah, and things close early there. Those idiots start dreaming at like 7pm.
October 10th, 6:52am: “Wish the dude next to me would sleep so I can masturbate to ‘The Blind Side’ like I always do.”
That’s awesome. That’s just awesome.
October 10th, 6:53am: “Hey everyone. Seat 17C just went #2 in his diaper. Asshole.”
Jeez, Rob, save some funny for your TV show.
October 10th, 6:54am: “Guy across aisle explaining to girl how he became a DJ. I hope we crash but he’s the only one that dies.”
Ha!
October 10th, 6:54am: “Pilot is wearing 9/11 sweatpants that say ‘Let’s Roll’ on the butt. Not funny.”
For God’s sake! Get out of the cockpit Rob! Homeland security will beat your ass!
October 10th, 6:55am: “End of live-tweet. Thank you.”
Jesus Christ that was funny. Better than Tosh.0.
October 10th, 8:38pm: “Tonight at midnight on Adult Swim: The sexiest episode of Childrens Hospital!! (you can see my boobs)”
That’s right! You’re in that too. Saw that. Full of awesome.
October 11th, 5:38pm: “Just overheard a toddler say, “when I grow up I’m gonna be a bumble bee”. Why don’t you rip off EVERY Blind Melon video, you stupid dummy?”
Bastard toddlers. Always ripping off dead rock musicians.
October 11th, 8:08pm: “Instead of Halloween candy, I’m giving the kids free performances of my one man show, “Your Mom’s Kinda Hot, Does Your Dad Travel a Lot?””
Nice.
6 hours ago: “Just heard I did not get the part of NIKITA on the TV show NIKITA. They went with some woman. I’m beyond pissed about this.”
Time for an internet campaign. Someone buy Robmustbenikita.com now!
4 hours ago: “All set for Mastodon 2nite: knife, sock filled w/ batteries, dick-claw, sandwiches”
What the Hell is a dick-claw?
All right, let’s rate Rob’s tweets. Wow, just wow. Really funny stuff. I have to give him a 10 for Insanity. For Mustness, totally a 10 after that live tweet and for Style, 10. That’s a 10 for Rob. A perfect score. Really, a perfect twitter to follow. Even better than Courtney Love. And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.
So since you can’t come up with funny content yourself, you just post tweets from actual funny people to get your website hits?!? Wow, you are a bigger douche-bag than I thought!!
Well at least it’s funnier than Superfrat.
Who’s more the douche? The douche-bag or the douche-bag that follows him?
I would think it would be the douche-bag that steals successful comedians material to drive up hits to his failing comic page. But hey, don’t let me stop you from trying to succeed off of other people’s hard work. If you can’t beat ’em, just copy ’em. But you know what Tony, you may be right, let’s have all your fans explain to me why I’m wrong…….oh wait, I forgot there’s no one here…
Oh, Gerry. It’s so sad no one pays attention to you but me. My other fans have lives. Relationships, jobs, projects and even pets that love them. What do you have Gerry? You hate yourself so much you can’t even spell your name correctly. So sad.
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