Super Frat

Hello, bros and welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is rapper 50cent.  What’s he been doing of late?  He was everywhere for a while and now is kind of lying low.  Looks like, he’s tweeting.  Let’s take a look at what he has to say.

January 10th: “I own HNHI stock thoughts on it are my opinion. Talk to financial advisor about it.”

If I had any money that hadn’t been wasted on video games, I would put it into gold. Lots and lots of gold. So says the man, Peter Schiff. Either that, or talk to Jay-Z’s guy. Jay-Z knows where to put his money.

January 10th: “Who bought my new movie Gun? Make sure to order it now! here: http://gu-n.it/buygun”

I have not. Are there any gunfights in the movie?

23 hours ago: “The New Standard For Wireless Hybrid Performance #SleekBy50Cent http://t.co/asXQnQO”

No chord? But how is the Missus going to rip out the connection so I can hear here over my music?

18 hours ago: “I know I’m just gonna keep getting bizzy RT @JayRArtist: @50cent You def are….People be sleepin on you yu foreal”

Can someone point me toward a rap to English dictionary?

18 hours ago: “Thanks I’m on it RT @_Luchie: The man of the century is @50cent . Nice business moves &stock investments”

Right now, on the East Coast, your best investment is salt and boots.

18 hours ago: “Hustlers only RT @FREEKYZORE140: @50cent is a fucking genius Southside didn’t raise no damn fool!.”

Would Larry Flynt count as one? I think he should get a buy.

17 hours ago: “I only want entrepreneurs on my time line. We gonna talk money trade ideas and make it big.”

Commodities. I’d stock up on soup for the coming economic collapse. What else did they sell in the Depression? Apples? Fedoras? Grainy black and white footage?

17 hours: “I want the best life can offer is asking for to much RT @MrEdgley: @50cent dont you already have money and havnt you already made it big?”

The man has got overhead. Do you know what it costs to feed and keep ho’s?

17 hours ago: “I love you back RT @simonaababie: @50cent Success is ENDLESS! Keep hustlin and making HISTORY! We love you!”

Look at this, he like answers every fan. Gotta respect that.

17 hours ago: “What kind a biz RT @_yngandreckless: @50cent let’s talk about giving me advice on how to start a small business. There’s so many components”

Steve Martin had some good advice on how to be a millionaire and never pay taxes.

17 hours ago: “DAMN you ain’t lying RT @jasonbartow: @50cent I got an idea! You got to be able pay me more this, child support … http://tmi.me/5jDD1”

Now that’s just inappropriate. 50 isn’t a charity. He’s looking for real business ideas. Like The Webcomic Factory. Just think about 50, is all I’m sayin’.

17 hours ago: “I haven’t been putting out new music cause I think people need to miss me. I go hard everybody knows this.”

Yeah, you can’t burn people out on you. Plus everyone enjoys the comeback. Michael Jackson had to disappear for like five years between albums. When’s the next video game, 50? Don’t put Val Kilmer in it. He’s too big of a target now. Fortunately, you don’t have to be thin to be a great actor. Did you see him in Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang? Great flick.

Okay, let’s rate 50 cent’s tweets. For Insanity, I give him a 5, he seems pretty sensible investing his rap money. For Style, 8, definitively has style. And finally, Mustness, I give him a 9. He answers the fans. That’s an overall score of 7.3. Worth following, especially if you’re a fan. And if you have suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.