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Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die!  Yes, it’s that time of year again!  Time to read the tweets of a pornstar so I have an excuse to post the pictures and links.  This week’s contestant is Charlie Sheen arm candy, Bree Olson.  Let’s see what she tweets!

February 14th:  “TODAY IS GONNA BE THE BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Hmmm.  What kind of gifts do you get a pornstar?

February 15th: “Getting fucked in the ass today by a big black dick then going to talk to Dr.Drew tonight on his radio show (is it still called loveline?)”

Better stretch first.

February 16th: “What is your opinion of porn stars/ porn actresses?”

There’s a difference between pornstars and porn actresses? I thought the whole point of getting into porn was because everyone’s a star!

February 17th: “I loved the responses to my last question! Over 1,000 replies! You guys rock! You are super sweet! I love reading about your thoughts! :)”

Wow, you’re good Bree. You could almost make someone believe that black dick was his.

February 17th: “For all of you that ask, “Bree, when’s the next time you’ll be in my (state city etc)” check out my calendar FOR FREE at BreeOlson.com”

Nice balance of responses and plugs. I respect that.

February 17th: “Wish I was a cheap $20 hooker laying in this bed and one guy after another would come in this room and cum inside me while I just lay here.”

Your wish is just one crack pipe away.

February 17th: “I’m ready for the calm after the storm.”

Um, okay. Kind of a non-sequitur.

February 18th: “If I could describe the sex life of myself, Bree Olson in one word it would be “roulette”. What would your word be for my sex life?”

DNA-filled?

February 18th: “My life is changing, spinning and going amazing! Couldn’t be happier! :)”

Good for you. Remember, bank that porn money and Charlie Sheen jewelry for down the road. You don’t want to have to take in the face when you’re a GILF.

February 19th: “Give me some advice: I don’t care what it pertains to, let me have it, let’s see what ya got! ;)”

Get a regular blood test and don’t pace yourself with Charlie.

February 20th: “The Giving Tree…. Great book. Look into that. It’s like a novel summed up into like…20 pages.”

It is a children’s book, plus its also an illustrated book, so it’s kind of like a comic book. You can do a lot with 20 pages in a comic. Like in issue #58 of Bart Simpson, on sale at a comic book store near you, Bree!

21 hours ago: “Spent my evening on a yacht watching Jaws for the first time in my life. It was pretty much, an amazing experience. Yeah… ;)”

Wait until you see Jaws 3D with Dennis Quaid. You’ll wish a shark had eaten your face so you don’t have to sit through the end.

18 hours ago: “I’d like a hot blonde to play with right now. I’m picturing her in an oversized mens button up dress shirt laying down legs spread. Mmmmm”

You do good work, Bree.

4 hours ago: “Mmmmm I’m feeling frisky. http://plixi.com/p/79300592”

Not bad, but I think we can do better.

All right, let’s rate Bree’s ti— I mean, tweets. Had a balance of plugs, responses and shameless erotic pandering. Definitely one of the finer pornstars we’ve examined. For Style, I give her a 9, For Mustness a 9 and because she parties with Charlie Sheen, Insanity gets a 10. That’s a 9.3. Totally worth following, if only for the occasional sexy pic tweet.

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