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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  This week we take a look at the twitters of Nick Kroll, star of The League, one of my favorite shows on FX.  If you haven’t seen it, he kills on it.  Let’s see if he kills on Twitter.

February 27th:  “I have absolutely no problem with kate blanchet.”

Well, that clears that up.

February 27th:  “The heat-miser got robbed. But she does get to go home and get boned out by bullworth.”

Ouch.  Your Oscar zingers are top notch.

February 27th:  “Stutter is the new retard. #oscars”

Just watched The Situation on the Donald Trump Roast.  Theory confirmed.

February 28th:  “Hey studios! Listen up! RT @mindykaling: Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock, please do a romantic comedy together.”

Yeah, you could call it “For Really, Really Old Time’s Sake”.

March 3rd:  “Watch eagleheart RT @jwoliner: Tonight: DEATH PUNCH. Starring Chris Elliott. Written/Directed by me. Midnight! [adult swim]!”

God dammit, I keep missing this fucking show.  Why doesn’t adult swim put it on Sundays?  So weird to put it in the middle of the week.  To the website!

March 3rd:  “IMPORTANT! RT @curtisgwinn 2 and half days of 2 and a half men! http://www.iknowgil.com/2011/03/two-and-half-days-of-two-and-half-men.html”

Wow, that’s going to require a ton of tiger blood to survive.

March 4th:  ‘”Can we all ff Emilio esteves? I feel like this is just one of the many times in his life that ppl were more interested in his brother.”

How awesome would it be if Emilio took his place on the show?

March 5th:  “Charlie sheen is the new ted williams. #realtalk”

Yeah, they’re both not going to be on TV anymore.

March 9th:  “”hey toots, clean up my shit. Also I don’t even speak english.” -dogs and babies”

No idea.  But thanks for tweeting on my birthday.

March 9th:  “Hey can I borrow some chapstick?”

Ewwww.

March 11th:  “For the record, I had a dream that Woody Harrelson replaced Charlie Sheen on 2 1/2 Men.”

That would work.  He already smokes weed.

March 12th:  “Besides wearing a Bluetooth, having a dog is the best way to hide the fact that u talk to yrself.”

That or a deaf girlfriend.

March 12th:  “2nite! RT @dominicdierkes: ANYTIME SHOW podcast with @nickkroll and @adampally Tickets at the door or here: http://smodcastle.com/tickets”

Tickets to a podcast?  Interesting.  Have to catch the next one online.

5 hours ago:  “RT @dominicdierkes: Eps 4 of THE ANYTIME SHOW is up on iTunes. W @nickkroll and @adampally. http://bit.ly/hD7lVD”

Cool.  It just occurred to me, what’s the League going to be like if there’s a strike?

5 hours ago:  “Last 2 days to win my @akabobbyb and Power-stuff at the @AriGold auction for music education! http://PowerSavesTheMusic.com”

Nice.

2 hours:  “I think about this quite often RT @patrickborelli: I wonder what Terence Trent D’arby is doing right now.”

Being glad that he wasn’t in Milli Vanilli.

All right, let’s rate Nick’s tweets.  Funny stuff.  Kudos for tweeting during the Oscars, Nick.  I give him a 7 for Style, 8 for Mustness and 7 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 7.3.  Solid, definitely worth following.  I look forward to the tweets when the League comes back.  And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in  Focus, email us here.