Rewritten Headlines: Thor to Medicare
on May 16, 2011 at 12:01 amHey Bros:
It’s Monday and it’s time for the news headlines the way they should be.
Real: Thor Rules at Box Office
Rewritten: Marvel Manages to Not Screw Up Thor
Real: Japan PM Kan: Will Announce Government Plan to Deal With Nuke Crisis
Rewritten: Leader to Lie to Populace to Get Them to Stay in Radioactive Wasteland
Real: Swiss Vote to Continue Assisted Suicide
Rewritten: Not Even the Swiss Can Stand Switzerland
Real: Gates Praises Obama’s Call on Bin Laden
Rewritten: Government Employee Praises Boss
Real: 26 Days Later, PlayStation Network Returns
Rewritten: Xbox Players Continue to Shoot Each Other Uninterrupted
Real: Economy Weakens Medicare
Rewritten: Anyone Not Rich Continues to Be Fucked