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Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Jonah Hill, star of such movies as Superbad, Get Him to the Greek and one of my faves, Cyrus. He’s funny in movies, let’s see if his hilarity matches his tweets.

May 24th:  “Embarrassing pics my mom had taken of me as a kid that i can now finally derive humor from on the 21 Jump Street Set: http://t.co/sYWhqaS”

You kind of resemble Andy Milonakis in some of those.

May 25th:  “I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna win but it’s pretty cool and you can vote for me for a VH1 “Do Something Award” : http://t.co/YmYR9uI”

You should totally win, because you actually picked something you could cure.  Not like these other guys that pick “poverty” or “war”.  I could totally see you curing Malaria.  That would make your Wikipedia entry awesome.

May 25th:  “PEOPLE Magazine is on a crusade to prove I am not heterosexual : http://t.co/c2xvv4i”

Call your agent.  You need to do a beer commercial, stat.

May 25th:  “Cue Humblebrag”

You know your Twitter, sir.

May 25th:  “What if the girl in that new Dr. Dre song needs an actual doctor and we’re all just ignoring her?”

Sounds to me more like a bromance song.

May 26th: “Ladies, if you are about to make love with a man in Structure boxers, you should know he hasn’t bought new underwear in a decade.”

Thanks a lot Jonah! Now my wife’s making me buy new underwear.

May 27th: “My goal in life is to be the type of person who never starts a sentence with “I’m the type of person who…”.”

Dude, you look thin in your pic. How much weight did you lose or do they fatten you up for the movies with CGI?

May 27th: “I’ve officially started skateboarding today to fulfill a teenage fantasy of consistently landing a kickflip. I’m fucked. http://t.co/QEvyegx”

Just wear a helmet. That face is your bread and butter. You don’t want this to happen.

May 27th: “A bunch of my friends made a movie that looks amazing called “50/50″. here is the trailer: http://t.co/awCLm4U”

I just saw that trailer recently. Looks interesting.

May 30th: “Caught me a gator today: http://t.co/ejLrmLi”

Wow, I did not realize you could do that on a skateboard.

5 hours ago: “”Moneyball” starring Brad Pitt, me and Phillip Seymour Hoffman is officially coming out September 23rd 2011! Trailer coming soon…”

That sounds like that episode of the Simpsons when Lisa coaches Bart’s team. Could be cool.

25 minutes ago: “I took the basketball tweets down. What was supposed to be friendly shit talking has now gotten scary. Twitter is scary!”

The Internet always equals scary.

Okay, let’s rate his tweets. I like Jonah’s tweets. They are personal and interesting, with just the right amount of plugs. Damn you anti-trash talkers for getting out of hand. That’s only going to make him gun shy about tweeting. Well, what do you want? People are a-holes sometimes. Anyhow, I give Jonah a 6 for Insanity, 9 for Style and a 9 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 8. How could you not follow that?

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