Super Frat

Hey bros! Happy July 4th! In your drunken state during these happy festivities, you might be surprised to learn that there is still news out there. Don’t worry! Tony D has rewritten the headlines so you can get back to shotgunning Coors Light into your beer hole!

Real: Sir David Frost Paid to Promote Gadaffi

Rewritten: Gadaffi’s PR Done by Nixon’s Guy

Real: Jurors to Begin Deliberations in Casey Anthony Trial

Rewritten: Nancy Grace’s Meal Ticket to End Soon

Real: The Los Angeles Dodgers Many Problems

Rewritten: Detroit Tigers Finally Not Shittiest Team in Baseball

Real: Shia LaBeouf: This is my Last Transformers

Rewritten: Shia LaBeouf:  My Agent Says the Studio Won’t Pay Me More

Real: ExxonMobil Attempts to Limit Oil Spill on Yellowstone River

Rewritten: ExxonMobil Begins Television Push to Make You Forget Their Fuck Up

Real: Facebook Connecting With Skype

Rewritten: Time Wasting to Add More Visuals and Sound

Real: “True Blood” recap 4×2: Louis Pasteur was a Vampire?

Rewritten: Anna Paquin’s Tits Continue To be Watched