Jul22
Rewritten Headlines: Captain America to Debt Ceiling
on July 22, 2011 at 12:01 amWelcome to the latest edition of Rewritten Headlines, Tony D rewrites the news, so you don’t have to read it!
Real: Harry Potter in Good Shape to Hold Off Captain America
Rewritten: Population of Comic Book Virgins on Decline
Real: “Twilight” Cast to Kick off Comic-Con
Rewritten: “Twilight” Cast to Briefly Confront Hot Topic Nerds Before Fleeing San Diego
Real: Raiders CEO: We Have Profound Philosophical Differences with the NFL
Rewritten: Raiders CEO: We’re Not Getting Enough Money
Real: Heat Index Nears 110 Degrees
Rewritten: Climate Change Deniers Seek New Angle to Promote Pollution
Real: CNN Poll: Strong Partisan Divide on Debt Ceiling
Rewritten: Congress on Track to Completely Fuck Us
