Rewritten Headlines: Jersey Shore to Face Transplants
on August 13, 2011 at 12:01 amNews is confusing and when you get to the end of the story, you might realized that you wasted your time reading it. Let Tony D filter your news by rewriting the headlines so the spoilers will tell you what’s happening faster and with much less tact.
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Real: Wall Street Ends Wildly Volatile Week on Positive Note
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