Rewritten Headlines: Hurricane Irene to Gadaffi
on August 26, 2011 at 12:01 amTime for the news, bros. It’s boring, so it might as well be short. Here now are the headlines, rewritten so you don’ t have to read them.
Real: Hurricane Irene Prompts College to Change Move-In Plans
Rewritten: Gaining of the Freshman 15 Delayed
Real: Lenny Dykstra Charged With Indecent Exposure in Los Angeles
Rewritten: Famous Athlete No Longer Famous Enough to Have the Police Let Him Go
Real: Sarah Jessica Parker: No ‘Sex in the City 3’ This Year
Rewritten: Movies to Suck Less This Year
Real: Sex with Neanderthals Strengthen Modern Humans Immune System: Study
Rewritten: Scientist Discover Way to Make Study Interesting
Real: Half of all U.S. Adults Will Be Obese by 2030, Report Says
Rewritten: Krispy Kreme Franchises to Double by 2030
Real: Mummar Qadhafi Obsessed with Condolezza Rice?
Rewritten: War Criminal Admires Other War Criminal
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