Rewritten Headlines: Charlie Sheen to Dinosaurs
on October 28, 2011 at 12:01 amYour rewritten news team is back with the rewritten news. Don’t read news stories. Skim them and get sorta facts.
Real: Charlie Sheen will star in FX show ‘Anger Management,’ based on Jack Nicholson movie, in 2012
Rewritten: Charlie Sheen Finally Able to Afford Coke Again
Real: NYPD Police Probe Targets Muslims Who Change Their Names
Rewritten: Cops Expand Racist Policies to All
Real: Big Banks Blink on Debit-Card Fees
Rewritten: Banks Delay Fucking You in Ass
Real: Medical Marijuana Advocates Sue Prosecutors Over Crackdown
Rewritten: Stoners Demand Right to Pretend to Have Glaucoma
Real: Saudi King, Abdullah, a Cautious Reformer
Rewritten: Saudi King, Doesn’t Behead People as Much
Real: Evidence for Huge Dinosaur Migrations That Once Took Place in Ancient America
Rewritten: New Evidence Proves Even Dinosaurs Didn’t Want to Live in New Jersey
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