Rewritten Headlines: Jackson Jury to Alien Lights
on November 5, 2011 at 12:01 amIt’s time for all the news that’s fit to be Rewritten. This is Rewritten Headlines, with the most Rewritten News Team in the Nation!
Real: Jackson Case Jury Gets Weekend Off
Rewritten: Jackson Case Jury Gets Extra Time to Arrange Future Interviews and Book Deals
Real: Romney: “I’ve been as consistent as human beings can be.”
Rewritten: Mitt Romney and His Hair Claim to be Human
Real: Bill Cosby Gets Flashed on the Streets of New York
Rewritten: Bill Cosby Spontaneously Spouts a Bunch of Nonsense Words That Mean Boobs
Real: Columbia Kills Top FARC Leader
Rewritten: Americans Wonder What a “FARC” is
Real: “Lost Interview” with Steve Jobs to be Show on Silver Screen
Rewritten: Steve Jobs Getting Tu Pac’d by Movies
Real: Alien City Lights Could Be Detected Across Interstellar Space
Rewritten: Scientists Find Evidence Hipsters May Be Everywhere
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