Rewritten Headlines: SIRI to New Planets
on December 3, 2011 at 12:01 amMy name is Tony D and since I can’t be on the news, I rewrite it. This is a Rewritten News update. News that cuts to the chase!
Real: Oh, for the Good Old Days of Rude Cellphone Gabbers
Rewritten: People Can be Bigger A-holes Using SIRI
Real: Facebook to Hire Thousands: Opens NYC Office
Rewritten: Narcissism Still a Growing Field
Real: Scarlett Johansson Opens Up About Marriage to Ryan Reynolds
Rewritten: Super Frat Blog Finds Thin Excuse to Post Scarlett Johansson’s Picture
Real: Donald Trump Says Yes, He’ll Moderate a Republican Debate
Rewritten: Trump Putting Together the Most Boring Pay-Per-View Special Ever
Real: Jobless Rate Drops to Lowest in Two Years
Rewritten: Unemployed Starving to Death in More Significant Numbers
Real: Astronomers Discover 18 New Planets— And They’re Huge
Rewritten: Astronomers Find Way to Geek Up Dick Measuring Contests
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