Twitter in Focus: Demetri Martin
on December 7, 2011 at 12:01 amHey bros. Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is comedian Demetri Martin. He’s a very visually oriented comic. Perfect for a webcomic blog. Let’s see what he’s sketching.
November 3rd: “Today’s photo. http://say.ly/hCvWwG”
Ha! Pee.
November 4th: “Those are appropriate words for a sentence to have at the end.”
But, wha–?
November 7th: “Today’s drawing. #demetrimARTin >>> http://say.ly/rtTXGg”
Tough to do a math joke unless you have the visual.
November 8th: “Where my people who skip state-of-being verbs at?”
I here!
November 9th: “Today’s photo. http://say.ly/hoWYfp”
Hmm. Not sure what that one means. I should write this sober.
November 10th: “Male ladybugs have no idea that they are trannies.”
Do not tell Eddie Murphy.
November 11th: “Today’s drawing. #demetrimARTin >>> http://say.ly/qFlYRV”
You really have to do your own webcomic site, Demetri. It would kick so much ass.
November 14th: “Monday – the only day that also spells “Dynamo.”
It’s also “Nom Day”, nom-nom-nom.
November 15th: “Today’s photo. http://say.ly/TVe1003”
Or farting flames.
November 16th: “Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.”
It’s a shame they don’t make that noise while they’re in your mouth. That would be a good selling point.
November 17th: “Today’s drawing. #demetrimARTin >>> http://say.ly/SMk10zQ”
Ooo, political. Nice.
November 21st: “Update: you just read this.”
Wait a minute, no I— Dammit.
November 22nd: “Today’s drawing. #demetrimARTin http://say.ly/awm122S”
That pretty much sums it up.
November 23rd: “Happy Gray Wednesday.”
Is it Gandolf the Gray’s birthday already? Dammit, the other geeks will be so pissed I forgot.
November 28th: “Today’s photo. http://say.ly/HJB13ta”
Man, you do a lot of work on Twitter, Demetri. It’s like getting your book for free.
November 29th: “To wish upon a star, but from a safe enough distance to avoid being incinerated.”
But then your wish doesn’t come true.
November 30: “CANADA. Me. Tour. January. Tickets – http://www.hahaha.com/en/concerts/act/2922”
Go see him Canada. He’s funny and quirky, like someone from Ottowa.
December 3rd: “I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.”
That was the alternative lyric by Corey Hart, I think.
December 5th: “Today’s drawing. #demetrimARTin http://say.ly/nFs15ra”
Yeah, fuck Christmas!
10 hours ago: “The definition of “adventure” depends upon how boring your life is.”
Dammit.
Okay, let’s rate Demetri’s tweets. He’s really working the Twitter. I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. An overall 9. Little behind the scenes stuff and it would be perfect. Follow him!
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