Rewritten Headlines: Barry Bonds to Britney Spears
on December 17, 2011 at 2:32 amIt’s time for Rewritten Headlines with your Rewritten News anchor, Tony D!
Real: Barry Bonds Gets 30-Day Home Sentence at Worst
Rewritten: Government Finally Unable to Jail Black Athlete
Real: Wall Street Layoffs Continue, Morgan Stanley To Cut 1600 Jobs
Rewritten: 1600 People to Join Occupy Wall Street Soon
Real: SOPA Delayed, But Not For Long
Rewritten: Internet to Stay Unruined for Another Three Weeks
Real: Russians Seize Iran-Bound Radioactive Metal
Rewritten: Russian Airlines Still Better Than Traveling JetBlue
Real: Alcohol Still Drug of Choice by Teens in Abilene, Study Shows, Although Pot Use Up Nationally
Rewritten: Teenagers Still Exist
Real: Kobe Bryant’s Wife Files For Divorce
Rewritten: Kobe Apologies Finally Wear Off
Real: Britney Spears Engaged to Jason Trawick!
Rewritten: Britney Spears Working on Second Divorce
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