Rewritten Headlines: Pigeons to Mitt Romney
on December 23, 2011 at 12:01 amThe news is so depressing these days. Let Tony D be your filter with Rewritten Headlines. It’s news that doesn’t take long to read!
Real: Pigeons Are Brilliant At Math
Rewritten: Disgusting, Flying Rat Good for Something
Real: North Korea Media Dubs Young Kim “Outstanding Leader”
Rewritten: Spoiled Douchebag Runs Country and Media
Real: Study on HIV Treatment Called Biggest Breakthrough of 2011
Rewritten: Butt Sex to Become Much Safer
Real: NHL Suspends Penguins’ Engelland for Three Games for Head Hit on Marcus Kruger
Rewritten: NHL Suspends Player for Making Hockey Interesting
Real: Seth Rogen Attached to Disney Spy Comedy “The B Team”
Rewritten: Seth Rogen Thankfully Not Working on a “Green Hornet 2”
Real: Bush 41: Mitt Romney is the “Best Choice”
Rewritten: Man Who Fathered World’s Worst President Tries to Pick Next One
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