Rewritten Headlines: Starbucks to Predator Drones
on January 27, 2012 at 12:01 amTime for the news you can use, Rewritten Headlines! News filtered for your pleasure.
Real: Starbucks Coffee Shipped 100 Million K-Cup Packs at Late 2011
Rewritten: Nation Can’t Sleep, Doesn’t Know Why
Real: Sajak: Vanna and I Drank Between Tapings
Rewritten: Viewers Not the Only Ones Bored With Wheel of Fortune
Real: Scientists Take Another Step Toward Creating Cloak of Invisibility
Rewritten: Scientists Spending Too Much Time Reading Harry Potter
Real: Senate to Look at Congressional Insider Trading Bill
Rewritten: Senate to Laugh at Congressional Insider Trading Bill
Real: How Wearing High Heels Regularly Can Ruin the Way You Walk: Even After You Take Them Off
Rewritten: Strippers Ruin the Least Important Part of Their Bodies, Says Study
Real: New Drone Has No Pilot Anywhere, so Who’s Accountable?
Rewritten: United States Builds Terminator Prototypes
Lol, I loved the high heels one.
Thanks Anon! Love your work crushing authority!
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