Rewritten Headlines: Afghanistan to Boobs
on March 16, 2012 at 12:01 am
Time for the news. Unfiltered for you pleasure.
Real: Afghanistan’s President Karzai: Get US Troops Out of Our Villages
Rewritten: American Puppet Asks Puppetmaster to Cut Him Some Slack
Real: Rod Blagojevich Enters Federal Prison in Colorado to Start 14-Year Sentence
Rewritten: Reality Show Star to Get Dose of Reality
Real: iPad Launch: Walmart Selling Device From Midnight
Rewritten: Poor People to Marvel at Magic Clipboard
Real: Kashmir Scientists Clone Rare Cashmere Goat
Rewritten: Quality Sweaters to Become Dirt Cheap
Real: Wang Injured in Game Against Yankees
Rewritten: Wang Injured in Game Against Yankees
Real: Google Making Search Smarter
Rewritten: Google Making Finding Your Particular Fetish Easier
Real: Secret White House Wine No Longer Secret
Rewritten: Reporter Pulls Bullshit Story Out of Ass
Real: UK: 7,000 More Women Have Faulty Breast Implants
Rewritten: 7,000 English Women’s Boobs Match Teeth
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