Rewritten Headlines: Oprah to California
on March 23, 2012 at 12:01 amThe news is boring. Let’s rewrite it.
Real: Oprah Winfrey’s cable net OWN facing big losses, says SNL Kagan analyst
Rewritten: Oprah Analyzed by Saturday Night Live
Real: Marine Sergeant Faces Discipline for Facebook Critique of Obama
Rewritten: President Spending Too Much Time on Facebook
Real: Americans now Watch More Online Movies Than DVD’s
Rewritten: Americans Finding More Ways to Move Less
Real: Illinois to Become First State to Allow Online Lottery Sales
Rewritten: Illinois Makes Being Poor and Delusional Even Easier
Real: Study: Obesity May Lower Cognitive Function for Aging Adults
Rewritten: Fat Fucks Also Stupid Fucks
Real: Gallagher Leaves Hospital After Heart Attack With New Material for Next Act
Rewritten: Gallagher Stays At Hospital That Smashes Various Giant Fruits
Real: Pat Robertson Criticizes Broncos for Tebow Trade
Rewritten: Religious Guy Forgets He Can Just Pray to God for Stuff
Real: Scientist Build a Camera That Sees Around Corners
Rewritten: Stalker Technology Takes a Giant Leap Forward
Real: California Marijuana Workers Ready to Unionize
Rewritten: California Stoners Threaten Things That They’ll Probably Forget About
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