Rewritten Headlines: Cinnamon Challenge to Anchorman 2
on March 30, 2012 at 12:01 amWe’re back with another Rewritten News cast! Less tact, more news!
Real: Teens “Cinnamon Challenge” Dangerous: Not Innocent
Rewritten: Least Dangerous Thing Teens Do Moved to Top of List for Week
Real: Megan Fox Knows She’s Goregeous
Rewritten: Attractive Woman Owns Mirror
Real: $7 Billion Public-Private Plan in Chicago Aims to Fix Transit, Schools and Parks
Rewritten: Chicago Mafia to Get Huge Bailout
Real: Google’s Self-Driving Car Takes Blind Man to Taco Bell
Rewritten: Self-Driving Car Hates Handicapped Man
Real: Game of Thrones Returns on a Truly Epic Scale
Rewritten: Geeks Renew HBO Subscriptions
Real: Record Mega Millions Jackpot Sets Off Ticket Buying Frenzy
Rewritten: 99% Desperately Want to Join 1%
Real: Apple Supplier in China Pledges Big Labor Changes
Rewritten: Chinese Labor Camp to Tighten Security
Real: Chinese Firm Surpasses Exxon as No. 1 in Oil Production
Rewritten: Americans Losing World While Watching American Idol
Real: Billions of Potentially Habitable Planets Discovered in the Milky Way
Rewritten: Cantina Scene in Star Wars Closer to Reality
Real: Two Studies Point to Common Pesticides as Culprit in Declining Bee Colonies
Rewritten: World’s Ecosystem Severely Damaged Because of Your Fucking Lawn
Real: Stay Class Anchorman Fans, Part 2 is Coming
Rewritten: Actor Who Plays Same Guy in Every Movie, Decides on Same Title
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