Ten Breakfast Sandwiches You’ll Never See
on March 31, 2012 at 12:01 amLet’s face it, the bar for breakfast sandwiches is low. You’re in a rush to work, it’s early, you’re not quite awake yet and you have to grab something to put in your stomach. The choices are usually sugary or greasy and hope you don’t carb crash before lunch. But here now are ten breakfast treats you’ll never see anywhere.
1. Lard and Chocolate on a Poppyseed Bagel
2. Broiled Squirrel Tender Sandwich
3. BLO (Bacon, Lettuce and Opium)
4. Deer Scabs on Wheat Toast
5. Sugar, Mustard and Sand on a Sesame Seed Bun
6. Chiggers and Beef on Sour Dough
7. Pink Slime on a Croissant
8. Anything made with this.
9. Deep Fried Mutton Chops on Rye
10. Chum on an English Muffin
There is already plenty of Lard on breakfast sandwiches….nice to have some chocolate to coat your stomach.
Comments are closed.