Super Frat

On many days, Facebook could be named Failbook but there are some depths that not even Myspace users would sink.  Here now are Ten Updates You’ll Never See on Facebook.

1.  I just got my PhD!

2.  Just took down my baby pictures.  Apparently, they were annoying everyone.

3.  Games?  There are games on Facebook?

4.  I just opened an account at Friendster!

5.  You’re right.  I probably should use entire words and grammatically correct sentences.  Gosh, I must’ve sounded like an asshole in my last post.

6.  Is there a way to contact more people I knew in high school but never really wanted to talk to?

7.  This is such a horrible porn site.  Takes me forever to masturbate to these pics.

8.  I just opened an account at Klout!

9.  Gosh I love the privacy settings, so easy to use!

10.  My Facebook stock is way up!