Rewritten Headlines: Mummies to Tim Tebow
on May 25, 2012 at 12:01 amIt’s time for the Rewritten News with you Rewritten News Team. Stay informed with all the news that’s fit to rewrite. This is Rewritten Headlines!
Real: Thousand Year-Old Mummies Found in Peru
Rewritten: Old Country Buffet to Open Chain in Peru for New AARP Members
Real: Supreme Court Says Double Jeopardy Does Not Protect Against Murder Retrial
Rewritten: Supreme Court Still Mostly Full of Douchebags
Real: Donald Trump “Thinking” About Starting a Super PAC
Rewritten: Rich Guy Considers Another Way He Might Satiate His Own Greed
Real: Apple’s Next Invention: The I-Pen?
Rewritten: Steve Jobs Noticeably Dead
Real: Clinton: U.S. Hacked Yemeni Al-Quaeda Websites
Rewritten: Nerds Recruited for War on Terror
Real: Curt Schilling’s 38 Studios Lays Of All Staff
Rewritten: Professional Athlete, Better at Sports Than Business
Real: Kim Swaps Her Sexy Style For Old Hollywood Glamour
Rewritten: Kim Kardashian Still In News for Some Reason
Real: Mark Sanchez Shines While Tim Tebow Throws Two Interceptions in NY Jets OTA’s
Rewritten: God No Longer Has Tebow for His Fantasy Football Team