Rewritten Headlines: Justin Bieber to Zombie
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Rewritten: Misleading Headline Implies Poop Being Thrown
Real: Madonna Disses Lady Gaga
Rewritten: Old Woman Shakes Fist at Younger Woman
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Rewritten: Semen Rarely Found on Women’s Desk, Study Finds
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Rewritten: Maryland Roommates Not Getting Along Well
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Rewritten: Rich Guy Avoids Jail, Surprises No One
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Rewritten: Nerds Improve Pizza
Real: Key Part of Federal Gay Marriage Law Ruled Unconstitutional
Rewritten: U.S. Still Homophobic
Real: Singapore Stocks-Set To Open Lower, Wall St Weighs
Rewritten: Rich Singapore People Finally Decide to Screw Singapore Poor
Real: Mom of Miami Cannibal Dismisses Depiction of Him As Zombie
Rewritten: Zombie Apocalypse Off to Confusing Start