Ten Things You’ll Never See at a Bank Robber Carry
on June 2, 2012 at 12:01 amThis list was inspired by this recent news article.
1. Nerf Weapons
2. A Half-Eaten Subway Sandwich
3. His 4 year-old daughter’s hand on “Bring Your Daughter to Work” Day
4. A sign supporting Mitt Romney
5. Platform shoes
6. A cup of coffee and a newspaper
7. A Gameboy
8. Armful of t-shirts that say, “I survived Rick’s first bank robbery and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
9. His pet kitten, Mr. Fluffypants
10. A giant canvas bag with a dollar sign on it