Apple to Become More Like Microsoft

Rich Old Man Endorses Republican

Pentagon Treats Soldiers That Speak Truth With Usual Good Humor

Android Becomes Momentarily Sentient

A Few More Unemployed People Starve

White Trash More Interesting Than Wealthy Douchebags

Elderly Gentlemen Still Spry

Kent State Player Auditions for Jets

Puke Now Viable Commodity

Flying Rats Perish Somewhere

There Is a God