Nov16

Rewritten Headlines: F-22 to Orphan Planet

by tonyd on November 16, 2012 at 12:01 am

Superman Crashes Jet

Congress Won’t Leave Awesome Drinks Alone

BP Slapped With Loss of Pocket Change

Rich Family Gets Daughter Off

Canadians as Pissed Off as Canadians Get

Oldest Thing Ever Lost Finally Found, Search for Owner Begins

Republicans Finally Smell the Stench of Loser

Ronald McDonald Retires

U.N. Continues Uselessness

Possible Planet of Batmans Found

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