Ten Holiday Specials You’ll Never See
on December 24, 2012 at 12:01 am1. How the Drone Killed Santa
2. The Year No One Bought a Bunch of Useless Shit
3. Scrooge Meets the Cast of the Jersey Shore
4. Frosty the Racist
5. How the Little Drummer Boy Got Sued by Metallica
6. A Very Twilight Christmas
7. Merry Christmas, Charlie Sheen!
8. It’s a Wonderful Life Insurance Policy
9. Rudolf and the Island of Chinese Lead-Based Painted Toys
10. How the Grinch Stole Justin Bieber’s Virginity