Jan11
Ten Things You’ll Never See Banned in Gun Control Legislation
on January 11, 2013 at 12:01 am
1. Holding your gun sideways to look gangsta
2. Giggling uncontrollably when shooting targets in crotch
3. Saying “click-click” instead actually cocking the gun
4. Shooting two pistols while diving simultaneously like Max Payne
5. Ducking out of the way of bullets, even though there’s no humanely way possible to dodge something that fast
6. Making it illegal to blow the smoke away from the barrel after shooting a few rounds
7. Saying “Make my day” or “Reach for it, Pilgrim” when aiming at a potential threat
8. Writing “Kiss it goodbye” on the side of your rifle barrel
9. Doing this.
10. Throwing an empty gun at an opponent when you run out of bullets
