Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick
on February 18, 2013 at 12:01 amHey bros, it’s time once again for your pledgemaster to lay down his judgment (but never his beer). It’s Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick.
Russian Meteor: Fratty as shit, bro!
If you haven’t seen this, you must be living under a rock that didn’t fall out of the sky. Rocks falling out of the sky, always Fratty.
Slapping a Toddler: Never Fratty
Did this guy lose his fucking mind or what? How the fuck did he think he was going to walk away from doing that?
Workaholics: Fratty
The new season is on and it’s time to get weird! Love that shit. Very tight butthole.
Maker’s Mark: Fratty Once Again
Watering down the whiskey? Why wasn’t I consulted about this?!
Danica Patrick: Pretty Fratty
Finally a sports hero I can masturbate to. Thank you Danica.
Medals for Drone Pilots: Not at all Fratty
Even the guys being awarded these turds think they’re stupid. Why the fuck would they give a medal for sitting in chair and playing Call of Duty for real?
Ilsa Fisher: Fratty
And you know why.
Facebook: Even Less Fratty
What the fuck happened to Facebook? It’s like, Facebook is a friend that told one good joke and repeats that fucking story at every party. Even just going to Facebook has become a chore.
Driverless Cars: Very Fratty
Finally, I can get totally shit faced and get home with my car. Sign me up, Google.
The Oscars: So not Fratty
Thanks a lot Seth McFarlane. Now I have to watch this fucking thing. I’d better see some fart jokes or I will not be happy.