Mar09
Ten Things You’ll Never See the Mafia Do
on March 9, 2013 at 12:01 am
As you know bros, I did some research in this area.
1. Talk about whacking Sinatra (even in jest).
2. Wait patiently in any line.
3. Not enjoy The Godfather 1 or 2.
4. Enjoy The Godfather 3.
5. Conduct a platonic relationship with a stripper.
6. Complain about how awful their mother’s cooking was.
7. Own an empty swear jar.
8. Not know where the nearest pizza joint is.
9. Quietly explain their current frustration.
10. Hold a meeting inside an Olive Garden.
