May11
Ten Things You’ll Never See on a Space Walk
on May 11, 2013 at 12:01 am
The International Space Station has a leak and astronauts have to plug that thing like it was yesterday. Here now are ten things they probably shouldn’t do.
1. Piss off Jesus (since they’re parked so close to heaven)
2. Drop a penny (in ironic attempt to hit Empire State Building)
3. Stop to spray paint an homage to Bansky
4. Slip back into ship with fake face hugger over helmet
5. Take Union lunch break in middle or repairs
6. Fart into astronaut’s air supply
7. Keep responding “Make it so, Number One!” to other astronaut
8. Flash butt cheeks to Hubble Space Telescope
9. Reenact Simpsons episode where Homer goes to space
10. Moonwalk
