May17

Rewritten Headlines: Beckham to KFC

by tonyd on May 17, 2013 at 12:01 am

Soccer Soon to Become Uninteresting to American Women Again

Blind Art Purchaser at Large

IRS Sucks More Than Normal

Poor Person About to Become Elitist Asshole

YouTube Star Aggressively Looking for Hits

Real Space Travelers Desperate for Attention

Large Country Bullies Smaller, Weaker Country

Head of Insanely Wealthy Organization Tells Other People Money is Bad

Poor People Tire of Plastic Shit From China

Prison Block to Get Nerded Up

Drugs Still Awesome

Chicken Pot Pies Really, Really Good

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