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Ten Things I Expect to See in NYC if Anthony Weiner Gets Elected
on July 27, 2013 at 12:01 am
Because with a name like Weiner, this list had to be done.
1. More vendors waving hotdogs at tourists.
2. Memorial statue to Johnny “Wad” Holmes.
3. A spike in the amount of dick jokes never before seen in New York comedy clubs.
4. New York Yankees free to scratch themselves whenever they want.
5. The return of Peep Shows in Times Square.
6. Broadway to be renamed “Weiner Way”.
7. Subways to be rerouted to spell out the words “giant cock” in cursive.
8. Mayor gets a personal assistant to tweet all his dirty photos.
9. Underwear becomes optional within New York City limits.
10. Mayer Weiner starting every speech with, “Guess what I have behind this podium?”
