Aug31

Ten News Headlines You’ll Never See

by tonyd on August 31, 2013 at 12:01 am

1.  Congress Admits Screw Up; Docks Own Pay

2.  Celebrity Marriage Totally Stable

3.  Economy Completely Unchanged From Yesterday

4.  Gas Companies Create Week Long Giveaway to Promote Gas

5.  CEO Hands $1000 Checks Out to Employees

6.  Investigative Reporter Commended by Government for Doing Job

7.  White Guy Goes to Prison, Black Guy Goes Free Despite Same Exact Crime

8. Religion Closes Churches:  Cites Lack of God

9. Parents Group Claim: Video Game Teaches Great Morals

10.  Middle East Celebrates Entire Year of Peace

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