Sep27

Rewritten Headlines: Drones to Surveillance

by tonyd on September 27, 2013 at 12:12 am

Flying Murder Bots Sell Briskly

Politicians Talks to Hot Chick

Country with No Nukes Offers Deal to Give Them Up

Uncomfortable Pillows and Shitty Peanuts to Leave Earth

Corrupt Politicians to Receive Infusion of Cash

USDA Trapping Strange Shit

Sci-Fi Geeks Close to Amputation Epidemic

Addicts Discover Even Worse Drug to Get Hooked on

You’ve Been Eating Healthy for Nothing

Senators Love Oppression

 

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