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Ten Things I Expect From the Government Shutdown
on October 5, 2013 at 12:16 am
1. Congressional spa and massage center no longer finishing with happy endings.
2. John Boehner’s tanning booth unplugged.
3. Park Rangers at Independence Hall forbidden to tell anyone how nation was founded.
4. American flag now one big white star on black background.
5. Washington Lobbyists now forced to all wait in same lobby to bribe Congressmen.
6. Joe Biden no longer fed the treats that encourage him not to open his mouth.
7. White House lawn all shagged and unmowed.
8. Drones now run on Windows Vista.
9. Republicans forced to come up with other ways to make poor people miserable.
10. America’s costly and pointless wars now killing civilians at an alarmingly slower rate.
