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Dumbass Wastes Everyone’s Time

Hospital Places Babies Dangerously Close to Fireplace

Hot Chick Still Popular

Christmas Tree Gets Caught Cattle Rustling

Santa Hunting Season Best Ever

Google is Skynet

Three Rings Short of Song Verse

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Chef Decides to Traumatize Kids