Dec28
Ten Things I Learned in 2013
on December 28, 2013 at 12:01 am
1. Russian dash cams are awesome and necessary.
2. Popes from South America are kinda cool.
3. We shoot on full auto a lot.
4. The NSA watches more porn than I do.
5. If you don’t like taxes, the IRS doesn’t like you.
6. When the government shutdowns, you can’t use your eyes.
7. Don’t go to Detroit.
8. Toronto likes to party.
9. There will soon be awesome Kung Pao chicken places on the moon.
10. The government can’t do on the Internet with a billion dollars, what most people do every day.
