Ten Things I Expect in the New Marvel Star Wars Comic
on January 4, 2014 at 12:01 am
Star Wars is returning to Marvel Comics. Since Star Wars and Marvel both go bought by Disney, it’s going to be interesting. Here now are Ten Things I Expect in the New Marvel Star Wars Comic.
1. Storm Troopers now have mouse ears.
2. Luke Skywalker will be bitten by a radioactive spider and get a “Jedi tingling” whenever the Dark Side is near.
3. Bombarded by Gamma Radiation, Han Solo will turn into Hulk Solo.
4. An elderly Tony Stark is revived and shows up to assist Princess Leia and the crew.
5. The climatic battle of the third movie takes place on a “Space Mountain”.
6. For no reason, the Emperor and Darth Vader are still alive.
7. The X-men beat the shit out of Jabba the Hut, who is also alive for no reason.
8. Captain Jack Sparrow becomes the new Captain the Millennium Falcon, which eventually becomes a terrible amusement park ride.
9. Spiderman shows up in issue #2 just to boost sales.
10. Jar-Jar Binks is giving two pistols and a skull t-shirt in an attempt to make him cool.
