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Bozo Goes Bonkers

Company Not Satisfied With Ruining One Industry

Woman Who Owes Career to Marriage, Pretends Hard Work Matters

Farts Killing Us

Amount of Homeless People Finally Plateauing

Nerds Make Bank Robbing Uncool

Bears Not the Worse Thing That Can Happen to You on Vacation

People Anxious to Curb Texas Population

Restaurant Wants to Have You For Dinner

Country Actually Uses Court System