Ten Things I’d Like to See My Dog Do
on February 15, 2014 at 12:01 am1. Answer the phone
2. Shovel the driveway
3. Mute commercials with the remote
4. Do my taxes
5. Run to the store and get me potato chips
6. Pay her share of utilities
7. Give me a good job reference
8. Take my car to get washed
9. Go buy me stamps
10. Read this post and then make a flattering comment underneath