Twitter in Focus: Andy Milonakis
on March 5, 2014 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Andy Milonakis who is back, in a very funny way, on the Kroll Show. Let’s see what’s he’s tweeting.
March 2nd: “Sorry, I don’t watch Walking Dead….I need to save time for a better show #GAMEOFTHRONES :)”
I hear that.
March 3rd: “HAHAHAH The ending of Gravity.”
Such a brutally bad movie.
March 3rd: “Wha gwan?”
Nudden mch.
March 3rd: “I thought I told you that we won’t stop, I thought I told you that we won’t stop eh eh, eh eh”
Rap stuff. What’s the emoticon for “drop a beat”?
March 3rd: “I thought Gravity was supposed to be somewhat believable. It was enjoyable to watch but such bullshit”
Who builds a capsule that doesn’t float? Or that has a hatch below the water line?
March 3rd: “THE OSCARS: AKA THE WHITE GUILTSCARS”
Yeah, I can’t watch it anymore. At least Seth McFarlane was a fun host last year.
March 3rd: “RAP GAME ADELLE DAZEEM”
No idea.
March 3rd: “This is the island in Greece where my crazy daddy was born and raised. CRETE pic.twitter.com/w9CtbKx37F … EATING GOAT WITH MOONSHINE GANG”
Neat.
March 3rd: “Before you go to the most touristy islands in Greece. Get some culture! Another sick Crete picture @livingincrete http://www.west-crete.com/dailypics/crete-2014/1-29-14.php …”
This! Is! Crete!
March 3rd: “Knees Down should smoke some rare hash in Amsterdam that makes him walk again RT @ibambam69 will we be seeing you n #MacAndDev2 @wizkhalifa”
That’s what Sgt. Dan should’ve done in Forest Gump.
March 3rd: “Can’t, just close your eyes and imagine a flesh colored walrus RT @morgannnjay @AndyMilonakis hey send me a nude it’s my birthday”
Ewww.
18 hours ago: “My Travolta name is Ayden Morvis. ……….Travoltify your name http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/low_concept/2014/03/john_travolta_called_idina_menzel_adele_dazeem_what_s_your_travolta_name.html …”
That was quick! Mine is Teejay Dorniels.
18 hours ago: “CRETE http://www.wallpapersax.com/wallpapers/2013/04/greece-gramvousa-crete-1800×2880.jpg … :)”
That’s a sweet beach, bro.
14 hours ago: “When I think about leaving the country my brain feels like it’s going to explode with mindgasms…..FUCKKKK”
Wait, do you mean the country, like the US or the country like the country?
11 hours ago: “Sherlock :) http://instagram.com/p/lH9ShmCYJs/”
Ha. Nice.
9 hours ago: “Unhacking my Pansonic GH2. Pretty normal thing to do at 9am with no sleep.”
Someone hacked your camera? They’re hacking everything. Hope no one hacks my fridge. They might take my cheese stick.
8 hours ago: “If hangovers hit me less hard I would be an alcoholic. I haven’t slept all night and I just feel like having a bottle of wine for breakfast”
I do the same thing, only with potato chips and candy bars.
8 hours ago: “You forgot the h RT @paigefickes @AndyMilonakis sit on my face”
Sith on my face? You really like Star Wars.
4 hours ago: “youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A …”
I didn’t like this song the first time it came out, but I’m sure you’re appreciating it more ironically.
Okay, let’s rate Andy’s tweets. As suspected, Andy is pretty nuts. I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s a 9.3. Pretty high, probably like Andy. Follow him and catch his character on the Kroll Show.
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