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Not Everyone Deserves a Break Today

Rich Nerd Ironically Angry Over Government for Gathering Personal Info

This Time, They’re Sure

Politicians Suddenly Alarmed Now That Surveillance Impacts Them

One Man, One Voice, Against All Odds!

We’re All Gonna Die

People Watching More Football

Rampaging Elephant No Monster

Woman Flirts With Whale

Lost Reboot Not Going Well