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Old Man Still Punching Stuff

People Really Like That Show

Depressed Drug Addict Continues to be Exploited

Older Things Become Valid for Some Reason

Baby Caged for Frightened Public

Jets to Get More Interesting

Lady Salamanders to be Disappointed

Americans Not so Stupid and Lazy Now

Pope’s Weekend Ruined

Store Greeting Getting Out of Hand